Put on a #temporarytattoo that came with my #FamebyLadyGaga a baajillion years ago. Neat, huh?

Put on a #temporarytattoo that came with my #FamebyLadyGaga a baajillion years ago. Neat, huh?

il4t said: what is your goal weight?

My goal weight is to be the world’s fattest, which at the bare minimum is 1604, but it would be nice to hit one ton!!

223.4! I am such a big girl!!

onlygoodvibesbabe:

was anyone else besides me disappointed that the breakfast club wasn’t actually at all about breakfast? i was expecting scrambled eggs, french toast, pancakes, waffles and instead, all i got was some teen angst served with a side of eighties fashion, which don’t get me wrong, i love, but i was wondering where the bacon was the entire time. 

I dont agree with this post (even though i know it is supposed to be silly) but i WAS wondering what the movie had to do with breakfast

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My weight is up to 217.2! THIS…IS…SO…EXCITING!!

chaseross
For the only Vegan I know. Here you go Chasey Poo (location: Urban Outfitters)

chaseross
For the only Vegan I know. Here you go Chasey Poo (location: Urban Outfitters)

16 Times Target Failed So Hard They Won

Looked at a Buzzfeed about amazing donuts and I told myself that I had died and gone to “magic land”

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is


Actually everyone knows the melting clocks, but not everyone knows the name of the artist. Looking at his paintings, I dont ever have to try LSD to experience the effects!

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

Actually everyone knows the melting clocks, but not everyone knows the name of the artist. Looking at his paintings, I dont ever have to try LSD to experience the effects!

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dontmindcontrol:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I want to see all of this.

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